Speculation was running high at burn headquarters as to what actually killed Bob Probert. Suggestions ranged from CIA hit squads to syphilis. I was betting on the whole thing being a cover up, and that Bob would find his way down to Patagonia, where he would join Kurt Cobain, Elvis, and most of the 76 Philadelphia Flyers in their secret southern paradise.
Apparently there was an autopsy done, but – surprise surprise - the authorities aren’t releasing any details. Of course not – how could they when they don’t even have a body????
